ME: I heard being gay in Texas is illegal.
BOSS: No, butt-fucking is illegal (upwards finger motion). What is that called?
ME: Um, sodomy?
In other news...
I am slowly but surely paying off my credit card debt, so maybe I can save up some money towards a trip to New York this summer. There is SO much to do in New York, I hope we have enough time to fit it all in. The things I definitely, decidedly must and will do/go see are:
- statue of liberty
- broadway show
- empire state building
- eat pizza
- staten island
- the arches
- metropolitan museum
- ellis island
- times square
- coney island
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