Urban Life is Awesome?

I am 24 years young. And I saw a bum peeing today.

I saw a bum peeing on the side of my building this afternoon. This was very surprising and only mildly funny. It would have been very disturbing had I seen his penis, but luckily it was a) raining, b) I was walking very quickly, c) I didn't see him until I rounded the corner, d) he said "excuse me" as he continued to urinate. I DID however see the stream of urine, which was powerful enough to be flowing quite high in the air despite the falling rain. LOL. I just have to laugh.